Your instincts are correct. Kitty's aloof nature is a cover for her master plan:
Step one: Lull humans into submission with a covert purring campaign.
Step two: Take control of the milk and tuna supplies.
Step three: Corner the worldwide catnip market.
Get kitty on your side with the Master Mind Kitty pillows. Then sit back and relax while she takes over the world.
Includes: Master Mind Kitty Pillow Cover
Size: Fits pillows 16x16 inch or 17x17 inch (18x18 inch) (45 45cm)
Material: Eco friendly, Cotton Linen
Description: Cushion Cover Pillow Case